Gain 5-10 Pounds in One Day! Guaranteed!

January 31, 2009 on 9:00 am | In Muscle Building Articles, Workout Nutrition | 1 Comment

(In my best Billy Mays voice) I’m not talking about muscle either.  I’m talking about 100 % pure bad body weight!  The best kind.  All you need to do is go to a Superbowl Party and eat whatever you want, and then some!  Wings, pizza, cookies, cake, cupcakes, everything goes!  Might as well wear sweats because this additional weight might blow the button off your jeans.  As an additional bonus, you will get to feel like crap for at least two days after!  This one time offer of free advice comes with a satisfaction guarantee, or your money back! (note, this is free advice).   Order now and you will get a free kick in the stomach, at no extra charge! No exercise or dieting required!

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Hopefully you picked up on the Internet sarcasm.  I’m not a nutrition guru, but I have a good idea of what’s good for me and what isn’t.   I assume that all of you know that a cupcake will contribute more to a muffin top than a six pack.  All I’m going to recommend is to not stuff yourself and compromise quality gains.  Sure I’m going to have a few “treats” (fan of chicken wings), but I all in moderation!  So as a healthy reminder – Eat Responsibly!

As a big finish to my Superbowl post, here is the best Superbowl commercial series of all times.  If you disagree post a video link in the comment section. 

-J. HASHEY, CSCS-